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5.3s(GASPS) Mom, are you okay? Did Zapp take advantage of you?
2.4sShow me where he touched you on this dried-apple doll.
3.24sDon't be silly. Zapp's a perfect gentleman.
2.07sAnd so handsome.
2.5sDid you know he wears a velour man-skirt?
3.89s(GROANS) Mom, I hate to break it to you, but Zapp's a jerk.
1.4sThe truth is,
2.43sI once slept with him. A few times.
2.87sI know. He showed me the commemorative painting.
1.47sWhat?