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5.3s(GASPS) Mom, are you okay? Did Zapp take advantage of you?
2.4sShow me where he touched you on this dried-apple doll.
3.24sDon't be silly. Zapp's a perfect gentleman.
2.07sAnd so handsome.
2.5sDid you know he wears a velour man-skirt?
3.89s(GROANS) Mom, I hate to break it to you, but Zapp's a jerk.
1.4sThe truth is,
2.43sI once slept with him. A few times.
2.87sI know. He showed me the commemorative painting.
1.47sWhat?
1.34sLook, sweetie, I get it.
3.17sYou're jealous because Zapp likes me now and not you.
2.6sBut don't worry, this isn't a competition.
1.88sAlthough he did say I'm a better kisser.
1.9sI am not jealous.
1.95sAlso... Yuck!
1.54s
1.83sZapp doesn't care about my mom.
1.43sHe's just doing this to get to me.
1.23sDon't worry, Leela.
1.63sYour mom won't see Zapp much.
1.37sHe's in space all the time.
5.27s(RINGING) Guess what, honey. Zapp hired me as his personal translator.
2.6sI'll be with him all the time. In space.