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2.4sShow me where he touched you on this dried-apple doll.
3.24sDon't be silly. Zapp's a perfect gentleman.
2.07sAnd so handsome.
2.5sDid you know he wears a velour man-skirt?
3.89s(GROANS) Mom, I hate to break it to you, but Zapp's a jerk.
1.4sThe truth is,
2.43sI once slept with him. A few times.
2.87sI know. He showed me the commemorative painting.
1.47sWhat?
1.34sLook, sweetie, I get it.
3.17sYou're jealous because Zapp likes me now and not you.
2.6sBut don't worry, this isn't a competition.
1.88sAlthough he did say I'm a better kisser.
1.9sI am not jealous.
1.95sAlso... Yuck!
1.54s
1.83sZapp doesn't care about my mom.