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2.2sYou know, Doug, most guys are put off by my eye.
2.87sIt's nice to finally meet someone who's open-minded.
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2sWhat was wrong with your date last night?
3.67sI don't know. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on.
2.2sPossibly his vile lizard tongue.
0.43sYou're too picky.
1.85sYeah.
2.87sIf you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q.
3.27sor an explosive, violent temper of course you're going to be lonely.
2.3sThere's nothing wrong with having high standards.
1sNow, can we please--