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1.23sWhat?
6.22sThey say Zapp Brannigan single-handedly saved the Octillian System from a horde of rampaging killbots.
0.98sWow.
2.57sA grim day for robotkind.
2.65sBut we can always build more killbots.
3.92sHe's the most decorated captain in the whole Democratic Order of Planets.
1.7sLeela's got a boyfriend.
4.97sNo, I don't, but I think we ought to meet with him and see if he'll help us rescue those animals.
2.85sjust in case you guys hit it off you'll want to take this with you.
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2.15sSir, they're headed straight for us.
1.22sA well-calculated move.
2.24sStraight out of Sun Tzu's classic text--
1.23sThe Art of War.
1.1sOr my own masterwork--
1.74sZapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.
3.94sBut the one thing their captain doesn't realize and never will is--
2.39sSir, they've docked with us and have come aboard.
1.6sThen I've risked all and lost.
2.17sKif, old man, I'll be in the escape pod.
4.34sIf that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter have it sent to my P.O. box.