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2.87sBrannigan's Law.
2.07sKif, you're my best and most loyal friend
1.73sbut you've earned my contempt once again.
6.17sAs my protÉge, you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her.
1.12sOh.
2.12sThis time we are sure she's a woman, right?
1.57sYes.
2.02sGood. Invite her to my quarters.
2.67sOh, and have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
1.47sThe boy, sir?
3.74sYou. You lay out my formal shorts.
3.54sThe jackass wants to see you in his quarters.
1.3sGood.
3.94sThis will be my chance to reason with him captain to captain.
1.93sAnd he wants you to wear this.
1.27s
3.04sCome and get it.
1.53s
5.22sWelcome to my humble chamber or as I call it the love-nasium.
2.58sCham-pag-en?
2.94sI didn't realize you were such a coin-a-sewer.
1.58sWell, I have studied abroad...