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2.72sUh, a dog? Isn't that a tad predictable?
3.74sIn your dreams. We're talking the original dog from hell.
2.07sYou mean Cerberus?
2.97sWe at the network want a dog with attitude.
2.38sHe's edgy. He's in your face.
2.03sYou've heard the expression "let's get busy."
3.07sWell, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay."
2.17sConsistently and thoroughly.
2.17s- So he's proactive, huh?
- Oh, God, yes.
3.04sWe're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
2.95sExcuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"--
3.74saren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?
2.94sNot that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
1.74sI'm fired, aren't I?
3.05sThe rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky dog.