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2.62sYeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too,
2.7sbut God knows we don't need to see you every day.
2.52sAn occasional hug is all I ask.
2sMom! You can hug me when I'm asleep.
1.92sI do.
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3.7sHey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
3.17sYeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment-- Hey, shut up!
3.74sYou're here 'cause your itchy and Scratchy cartoons are stinking up my ratings!
2.2sLook at this breakdown of yesterday's show.
2.37sKaboom!
2.69sWhat happened here? Lightning hit the transmitter?
3.2sSee, that's what I thought at first, but then-- Hey, shut up!
4.84sThat crater is where your lousy cartoon crash-landed! It's ratings poison!
2.84sBut itchy and Scratchy is critically acclaimed.
1.89sAcclaimed?
3.25sI oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon...
2.72swhere the robots turn into blingwads!
3.37sBut I'm a lazy, lazy man, Roger.
1.87sSo I'll give you one more chance.