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2.3sI mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here,
2.29sbut Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad.
2.34sHey, this ain't art! It's business!
3.07sWhat do ya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?
3.17sNo. No. The animal chain of command goes...
3.09smouse, cat, dog.
1.72sD-O-G.
2.72sUh, a dog? Isn't that a tad predictable?
3.74sIn your dreams. We're talking the original dog from hell.
2.07sYou mean Cerberus?
2.97sWe at the network want a dog with attitude.
2.38sHe's edgy. He's in your face.
2.03sYou've heard the expression "let's get busy."
3.07sWell, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay."
2.17sConsistently and thoroughly.
2.17s- So he's proactive, huh?
- Oh, God, yes.
3.04sWe're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
2.95sExcuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"--
3.74saren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?
2.94sNot that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
1.74sI'm fired, aren't I?
0.4sOh, yes.
3.05sThe rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky dog.