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1.07sWhy is that mirror sneezing?
2.3sUh, look, it's just an old, creaky mirror.
2.7sYou know, sometimes it sounds a little like it's sneezing...
2.55sor coughing or talking softly.
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2.52sNow, you each have a knob in front of you.
3.04sWhen you like what you see, turn the knob to the right.
3.12sWhen you don't like what you see, turn it left.
2.19sMy knob tastes funny.
1.87sPlease refrain from tasting the knob.
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2.42sHey, quit it!
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2.47sThey like Itchy. They like Scratchy.
4.42sOne kid seems to love the Speedo man. What more do they want?
2.8sOkay, how many of you kids would like Itchy and Scratchy...
3.82sto deal with real-life problems like the ones you face every day?