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2.48sDing, ding, ding, ding, ding!
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4.59sOoh! Ooh! I wanna see Lobster Boy and Shrimp Girl! I want some fried sugar!
1.87sI wanna go on the Yard Work Simulator!
4.44sBut when i ask you to do yard work-- Oh.
2.27sWow, the Tooth Chipper.
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2.54sOw!
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2.27sOw!
3.82sOoh! Ooh! Me first. You can't go on that. You have a heart condition.
2.23sHeart condition? Get out of here.
3.87sYou had a quadruple bypass. You nearly died. Don't you remember?
2.74sObviously I don't. Now if you'll get out of my way--
3.54sBut it doesn't look safe. And the guy running it looks a little seedy.
1.92s- No offense.
- None taken.
2.4sHe's not just some guy, Marge.
3.35sHe's a carny, and part of a noble tradition.
4.12sCarnies built this country-- the carnival part of it anyway.