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3.77s
2.23sWhat is this?
0.93sHmm.
2.06sHey, wait a minute.
1.13sOh, uh, Mr. Smith?
1.52sUh, yeah, just masturbating!
1.73sI forgot to mention,
2.33sthere are extensive medical records open on my desktop,
2.47sand I trust you to confine your activities..,
1.47sto the purely pornographic.
0.8sAbsolutely!
1.47sGood luck.
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1.18s
1.83sMy god!
6.24sMr. Pibbles, you just wrote my penis a one-way ticket to staying on my body town.
3.7sANNC)UNCER: it’s the opposite news with Michael Thompson.
2.06sHey, everybody, it’s me, Michael Thompson.
2.8sToday the Pope didn 't get killed.