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1.9sI told you this was a waste oftime!
1.49sHave respect, Yarp.
1.93sThe Earth man's world is tiny and undeveloped.
7.04sHe knows nothing of the genocides of Clorgon or the tragic events of 652432,23/14,
3.87sALIEN: And even if he did, he wouldn't comprehend them.
2.13sl've dwelt among the humans.
3.96sTheir entire culture is built around their penises.
2.09sIt's funny to say they are small.
2.23sIt's funny to say they are big.
8.3sI've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front ofthemselves and called out,
3.83s"Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-And-So-Dick.
2.7sI've got such-and-such for a penis."
2.43sI never saw it fail to get a laugh.