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1.76sor, you know, however old he is.
1.56sIs he -- Is he 50?
1.76sJesus Christ, Beth, is -- ls Jerry 50?
2.56sWhere am l?
3.3sRelax, Mr. Smith. You're in an alien hospital.
1.8sI mean, to you, it's an alien hospital.
1.56sTo me, you're just in a hospital.
1.3sThere's another matter we need to discuss with you.
0.99sOkay.
1.76sAn hour ago, Shrimply Pibbles,
2.66sthe galaxy's most influential civil rights leader,
2.33swas brought to this hospital's emergency room,
2.06swhere he is currently fighting for his life.
1.23sMy god.
7.7sMr. Smith, Shrimply Pibbles' life can be saved if we replace his heart with your human penis.
1.47sI see. Wait, what?
1.8sIt's perfect.
1.52sThe configuration of veins,
2.37sthe ratio of thickness to elasticity,
2.26sthe delicate asymmetry of what you call your balls,
2.8sand with relatively few adjustments,
5.47syour genitals can be molded into a functioning heart for the most important man in the universe.
0.03sYeah, but -- I mean --
1.83sOh, forget it!
1.9sI told you this was a waste oftime!
1.49sHave respect, Yarp.
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