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1.37sserved out of a butthole. ..
0.51sjust like you 're back home.
1.02s- Dad! - Dad!
2.09sWhat happened? Where am l?
1.52sWas it all a dream?
1.8sNo, you were shot like 50 times.
4.06s57. Thankfully, you're in a super-sophisticated alien hospital,
2.03sso it was basically like getting a splinter removed.
2.09sAll -- All I wanted was for everyone to like me.
5.7sJerry, remember that time you left a comment underneath that YouTube video and someone replied and called you a dumbass, so you replied and told them,
5.43s"it takes one to know one," and you stayed up all night hitting "refresh" on your browser waiting for them to reply and then you fell asleep crying?
1.8sI remember it differently.
2.47sThis is like that. You can't make people like you.
2.23sYou just have to wait for hating you to bore them.
1.16sYou know, you're right.
3.27sI shouldn't be motivated by other people's opinions of me.
1.23sAll right, guys, let's go home.
1.33sIf it's all the same to you, Rick,
1.47sI'd like to go to the zoo...
1.59s- With my family. - What?!
1.56s- What are you talking about?! - Why would we do that?!
1.43sundefined It's a stupid idea! What's the matter with you!?
1.43sDon't be a piece of shit, Jerry!
1.43sOkay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We'll go home.
1.19sWhat the hell is he talking about?!