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3.94sWho could argue with a wife's decision to keep her lover intact?
2.59sWell, I don't thinkthat's fair at all, Jerry. At all.
2.94sIn fact, the whole paradigm has sexist overtones.
1.99sBeth, can we talk about this privately?
1.93sYou know, I think the bottom line is, Jerry,
3.09sif you want to keep your penis, you should say, out loud,
1.93s"I prefer to keep my penis."
5.1sBut, Beth, what kind of man would say something like that ifthe universe needed his penis?!
5.13sWell, Jerry, what kind of wife would I be if I did anything to stand in yourway?
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2.37sHey, listen, is your mouth tiny and small?
1.59sThen why don't you come to Lii’ Bits...
1.33sMAN: L//' Bits!
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