3.16sNooooo!
2.7sf monitor beeping f
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1.49sMAN: Hey, how’s it going?
1.83sThis is my butthole ice cream parlor.
2.43si got all kinds of ice cream -- peanut butter and jelly, . .
1.47sf farts f
.... vanilla...
1.3s. . . . chocolate. . .
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and every flavor
1.37sserved out of a butthole. ..
1.19s
0.51sjust like you 're back home.
1.02s- Dad!
- Dad!
2.09sWhat happened? Where am l?
1.52sWas it all a dream?
1.8sNo, you were shot like 50 times.
4.06s57. Thankfully, you're in a super-sophisticated alien hospital,
2.03sso it was basically like getting a splinter removed.
2.09sAll -- All I wanted was for everyone to like me.
5.7sJerry, remember that time you left a comment underneath that YouTube video and someone replied and called you a dumbass, so you replied and told them,