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2.06sHey, everybody, it’s me, Michael Thompson.
2.8sToday the Pope didn 't get killed.
3.13sHe's perfectly fine. And he's on vacation in Aruba.
1.93sin other opposite news, information. . .
1.76sHey, Rick, what's the deal with this guy?
3.9sW-Why is his body, like, sloping off to the right side ofthe screen like that?
1.76sI don't know, Marty, See what else is on, huh?
1.97sHey, weicome to "Cooking Things. "
1.3si 'm Pichaei Thompson.
1.19sHey, wait a minute, Rick.
2.93sThis guy's body is, like, sloping down and leaning off to screen left.
1.66sOh, my god, and his name's Pichael.
1.59si 'm cooking a iittie bit of this.
1.52si 'm gonna cook a iittie bit of that,
2.59sOh, oh, hey! Stop tugging, Michael!
1.33sOh, my god! Siamese twins!
1.63sThey're -- They're Siamese twins!
2.13sYou quit tugging, i-i’m in the middle of my news.
1.87sOh, oh, " always about you, isn 't it?
2.09sCan you believe this guy, ladies and gentlemen?
2.4sHe's got his own news show, He's got a normal name.
0.02sHey, flip back to the news.
1.85sOh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1.93sYou could tell our parents started with naming with him.
2.83sit’s like, la/r, Michael, " They had that one planned, ..
1.63sbefore they even got pregnant, i bet,
1.47sI don't want to be that girl,
3sbut maybe there would be less conflict if they didn't shoot their shows at the same time.