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1.83sWe're gonna just steal a couple of things.
1.33sExcuse me. Can I help you?
1.87sStarting with common office objects.
1.7sHey, hey, hey! That's my stuff!
3.57sSuch as staplers and pins and all sorts ofthings like -- such as that.
1.7sThat's it, I'm calling security.
1.73sNo!
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6.53sAll right, okay, now we're in the quiet safe room where none ofthe people whose stuff I stole can get to us,
1.99sNow, let's look at all the stuff we got.
2.53sWe got a bag of bobbish.
2.49sThat's eight brapples.
1.7sWe got a plumbus.
2.49sThat's 6 1/2 brapples.
3.16sWe got, uh, a -- crushed red party cups,
1.97s15 1/2 brapples.
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2.03sWelcome back to "Funny Songs."
1.8sIt's all improvised. It's very funny.
2.2sI need a volunteer from the audience.
2.13sUm, longtime fan ofthe show. Uh --
2.4sWhat do you do? What's your profession?
2.06sI am a tax attorney.