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1.5sWhen I finally returned to sleep,
2.33sthe waste man came right outside my window.
4.87sWell, I'll tell you this, Tonick, a little hair from the dog is just what the doctor ascribed.
1.8sI hear you, friend.
3.57sNow, let's sit on chairs next to each other and get dick dances.
1.48sBoy, this is fun, eh?
3.1sExcept for the fact we gotta sit next to that woman who came with her co-workers.
1.55s(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) Aren't we all pals?
2.43sI work at the office. This is empowering.
1.5sMaybe I'll get a dance, huh?
1.97sYou guys are probably gonna be talking about this forever.
3.27sA woman who's so cool with all of this? Jackpot!
1.72sAll right, here's a cute-looking one.
2.89sExcuse me, miss? This older gentleman would like a lap dance.
2.16s
1.3sWhat am I supposed to do?
1.8sNothing. You just sit there and enjoy yourself.
2.87sDo I... Do I stick the money directly inside of her?
1.89sNo, you do not. Why, have you done that before?
2.89s(LAUGHING) Doesn't go over. When do I hit her?
2.57sFor crying out loud, just drink this.