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1.58sHello. If you're watching this,
2.1sit means they didn't cut the rope when I climaxed.
1.27sAs a result, I'm now dead.
0.88sKENNETH: That's not it.
1.4sIf you're watching this one,
5.24sit means the train wasn't able to push the DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour, and I'm still stuck in 1885.
1.05sKENNETH: This could take a while.
1.65s...eaten by sharks while snorkeling...
2.2s...stabbed to death in a Toys R Us bathroom.
1.92s...1940s roller skate left in the hall.
1.65s...death by chocolate...
1.67sNo, no, leave it in.
1.23s...had a heart attack and have slipped into a coma.
1.33sKENNETH: Here we go. In that case,
2.63sI leave control of my company, Pewterschmidt Industries,
1.43sto my daughter Lois.
1.47sWhat?
2.6sI don't know the first thing about running a billion-dollar company.
3.24sThe board of directors is fully prepared to run the company in Carter's absence,
1.64sif that's what you'd prefer, Mrs. Griffin.
2.1sWell, yes, I think that'd be best.
2.33sWell, now, wait a second, Lois. I could run the company.
4.54sYou? You can't run a business that size. You have no experience.
1sYou know what that is, Lois?
1.63sThat's you playing by the rule book.
2.5sAnd I don't play by the rule book. Right, Dr. House?