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1.87sI'd like to talk to you about a few things.
2.03sAs part of Mr. Pewterschmidt's estate planning,
4.04she has left video wills applicable to a wide variety of situations.
1.77s
1.58sHello. If you're watching this,
2.1sit means they didn't cut the rope when I climaxed.
1.27sAs a result, I'm now dead.
0.88sKENNETH: That's not it.
1.4sIf you're watching this one,
5.24sit means the train wasn't able to push the DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour, and I'm still stuck in 1885.
1.05sKENNETH: This could take a while.
1.65s...eaten by sharks while snorkeling...
2.2s...stabbed to death in a Toys R Us bathroom.
1.92s...1940s roller skate left in the hall.
1.65s...death by chocolate...
1.67sNo, no, leave it in.
1.23s...had a heart attack and have slipped into a coma.
1.33sKENNETH: Here we go. In that case,
2.63sI leave control of my company, Pewterschmidt Industries,
1.43sto my daughter Lois.
1.47sWhat?
2.6sI don't know the first thing about running a billion-dollar company.