1.44s
1.57sWhat happened to you, man?
1.53sI grew up! That's what happened!
3.87sWhat happened to the free-loving Quagmire who was banging 10 chicks at a time?
1.43sI still do that.
1.5sOh. Good.
1.93sYep. Can I have some money?
1.07sGet out of here, you bum!
1sAll right.
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2.47s
1.67sDaddy, you're awake!
2.67sOh, Carter, I'm so relieved.
2.04s(GROANS) What happened? Where am I?
3.1sYou had a heart attack, Daddy, but you're all right now.
1.07sDEEP MALE VOICE: Yeah, he cool.
1.53sWhat the hell is that?
2.54sIt's an African-American heart monitor made by your company.
1sWhat?
1.37sYes, it has two settings,
2.14sBarry White and Bill Cosby.
4.8s(MONITOR BEEPING IN BILL COSBY'S VOICE) My company makes no such thing.