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3.52sSon, your mother and I don't approve of this marriage,
2.9sas we have not approved of any part of your life to date.
3.69s- Well, the important thing is you came. - We're leaving.
1.93sDrive safe.
4.42sAlways a bridesmaid, only occasionally a bride.
2.74sLisa, it's time you learned the truth about men.
0.48sThey're pigs?
2.57sThe bitterness is strong in this one.
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3.04sSo, any words for the bride and groom?
2.7sNot now, Bart. I'm trying to urinate.
2.67sYou don't seem to be trying very hard.
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3.09sDad! The bride and groom are supposed to cut the wedding cake.
3.2sOh, that's just superstition.
2.17sThank you.
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