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3.05sI thought you might want to see this bridal magazine.
4.19sIt's got 900 tips for the perfect marriage-- all don'ts.
4.25sOh, we'll be fine. Otto's got a clean police record and he doesn't do any needle drugs.
4.34sWell, the real key according to sexperts is mutual interests.
2.65sNo prob. We like all the same things.
0.47sExcept--
2.3sMm-hmm?
3.32sDon't tell Otto, but I'm not into heavy metal and he loves it.
3.07sHe refers to our lovemaking as the Headbangers Ball!
3.49sOh, you can fix little defects like that with gentle nagging.
3.34sMake it part of the background noise of your relationship.
3.12sThat's how I polished Homer into the perfect-- Homer!
3.19sNo! That's ice!
2.12s
2.34sAnd now--
2.77sAs for the matter of my honorarium.
2.67sWhat? You know, my emolument.
0.67sHuh?
1.69sPay me-- $300.
3.8s300? I could have gotten Rick Dees for that.
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