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2.47sHey, Martin.
6.72sNo one has sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by 20 minutes.
1.75sI'm looking for a friend
2swho won't leave me for a girl.
3.69sI'm as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps.
1.13sYeah, right.
2.5sDo you want to do something after school?
1.38sIt's a date.
3.92sEveryone, Bart and I would like to announce that we friends.
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3.39sBart, would you care to listen to me play the lute?
1.77sUh... sure.
14.33sCome home, my Bonny warrior For now the nets are full O' fish... Is that tape working?
2.14sYou ate three desserts tonight.
1.65sForbearance is the watchword.
3.3sThat triumvirate of twinkies overwhelmed my resolve.