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1.43sI'll give it a chance.
3.44sAmericans have grown up with the image of the jolly fat man--
4.62sDom DeLuise Alfred Hitchcock, and, of course Santa Claus.
7.81sBut in real life Santa would be suffering from gall stones hypertension, impotence, and diabetes.
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4.04sI wish they had never invented fried cheese.
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2.3sWe got to widen the hole.
2.69sHurry-- The chain's starting to give.
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7.26sWe take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter.
4.56sThen we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.