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5.1sMost of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.
3.35sHow do I create a half man, half monkey-type creature?
2.1sI'm sorry, that would be playing God.
2.37sGod, shmod-- I want my monkey man.
1.74s
2.78sUh... that's a nice dress.
1.33sMy dad makes me wear it.
0.93sI hate it.
1.42sI hate it too.
2.85sUh... can I walk you home?
0.78sOkay.
0.92sEverybody on.
1sNo shoving.
1sjust kidding.
1.97sYou can shove all you want.
1.95sHey, Otto Man, you can't leave.
1.32sMilhouse isn't here yet.
1.45sNo time, Bart Dude.
5.67sMy girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar from 4:15 to 4:20.
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