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6.79sWill Milhouse and I be friends when we're high school dropouts living off Uncle Sucker?
5.05sWill Milhouse and I be friends at the end of the day?
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3.39sWhat could come between two bestest buddies like us?
5.52sSamantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
2.88sOther principals unload problem cases that way.
1.64sLord knows I do.
1.45sI'm a good student.
5.07sYeah, sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam.
1.62sInstead, they spat on me.
1.92sI can still feel it searing.
3.57sSo, let's just see what the permanent record has to say.
2.6sNo detention, fairly good attendance...
2.7sI see you beat that bed-wetting problem.
0.88sThat's in there?
2.15sDon't worry. They'll forget...
5.92sjust like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months.
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