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4.86sWe started out like Romeo and juliet but it ended up in tragedy.
5.09sHierospacy: Predicting the future through the study of animal entrails.
1.93sDad! Do you know what today is?
1.4sThe vernal equinox?
3.09sNo, it's two weeks since you got that weight-loss tape.
1.64sLet's get you on the scale.
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2.27sYou've gained 13 pounds.
3.72sDisingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery--
2.17sA pox on them!
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1.92sThere stands a broken man.
3.3sIt's recess everywhere but in his heart.
6sHey, Bart, according to this magazine in another million years man will have an extra finger.
2.07sFive fingers? Ooh-- Freak show!
3.07sLise, I need some advice and mom's not here.
1.15sWhat about dad?
2.63sI couldn't understand what he was saying.