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1.03sSamantha!
0.57sDad!
2.67sNoooooo!
5.01sSamantha, you're my little girl and sometimes my imagination runs away with me.
1.47sjust tell me what happened.
1.07sMilhouse and I...
1.2sThat's enough!
2.65sI'm putting you in an all-girl school.
2.59sYou're never going to see that boy again.
0.93sMilhouse!
1.72sSamantha!
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2.77sWell, 'tis better to have loved and lost...
1.23syatta, yatta, yatta.
1.6sLet's go to the arcade.
1.42sHow could this happen?
4.86sWe started out like Romeo and juliet but it ended up in tragedy.
5.09sHierospacy: Predicting the future through the study of animal entrails.
1.93sDad! Do you know what today is?
1.4sThe vernal equinox?
3.09sNo, it's two weeks since you got that weight-loss tape.
1.64sLet's get you on the scale.
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2.27sYou've gained 13 pounds.
3.72sDisingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery--