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2.77sWell, 'tis better to have loved and lost...
1.23syatta, yatta, yatta.
1.6sLet's go to the arcade.
1.42sHow could this happen?
4.86sWe started out like Romeo and juliet but it ended up in tragedy.
5.09sHierospacy: Predicting the future through the study of animal entrails.
1.93sDad! Do you know what today is?
1.4sThe vernal equinox?
3.09sNo, it's two weeks since you got that weight-loss tape.
1.64sLet's get you on the scale.
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2.27sYou've gained 13 pounds.
3.72sDisingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery--
2.17sA pox on them!
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1.92sThere stands a broken man.
3.3sIt's recess everywhere but in his heart.