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1.25sEww!
2.35sYou guys want to see something gross?
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4.14sTonight on Smartline: "I'm okay. You're too fat."
2.64sHere's your host, Kent Brockman.
1.77sGood evening.
3.7sDid you know that 34 million american adults are obese?
3.84sThat excess blubber could fill two-fifths of the Grand Canyon.
4.79sThat may not sound impressive but keep in mind, it is a very big canyon.
2.77sThis sucks. Where's that channel changer?
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1.1sOh.
1.43sI'll give it a chance.
3.44sAmericans have grown up with the image of the jolly fat man--
4.62sDom DeLuise Alfred Hitchcock, and, of course Santa Claus.
7.81sBut in real life Santa would be suffering from gall stones hypertension, impotence, and diabetes.