Create a Clip

Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.

5.09sHierospacy: Predicting the future through the study of animal entrails.
1.93sDad! Do you know what today is?
1.4sThe vernal equinox?
3.09sNo, it's two weeks since you got that weight-loss tape.
1.64sLet's get you on the scale.
0.57s
1.05s
2.27sYou've gained 13 pounds.
3.72sDisingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery--
2.17sA pox on them!
1.7s
1.92sThere stands a broken man.
3.3sIt's recess everywhere but in his heart.
6sHey, Bart, according to this magazine in another million years man will have an extra finger.
2.07sFive fingers? Ooh-- Freak show!
3.07sLise, I need some advice and mom's not here.
1.15sWhat about dad?
2.63sI couldn't understand what he was saying.
0.78sI feel terrible.
3.14sI ratted on my best friend and he doesn't even know.
6.11sAccording to Eternity magazine the feeling of guilt has been linked to gamephenomene.
10.76sDow Chemical is developing a minty gel to eliminate excess guilt but it won't be on the market for six months so I guess you'll have to confess to Milhouse.
EarlierLater
Index