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2.38sUm-- Hey, hey, hey--
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3.5sOkay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the summer.
3.5sSomething with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
1.9sHow about something religious?
2.77sWe had great penetration last spring with Christmas ii.
3.4sOoh. I know. Spendover. Like Passover, but less talk, more presents.
1.73sProduct Day?
3.3sNo, no, no! No. It's got to be warm and fuzzy--
2.2ssomething like, um, Love Day,
3.2sbut not so lame.
1.82sHappy Love Day, everyone!
3.69sCome on, Mom. The stores just invented this holiday to make money.
1.93sLisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.
2.7sFor you, Homie.
1.88sI'm Sir Loves-A-Lot,
2.49sthe bear who loves to love.
2.18sThey didn't have Lord Huggington?
2.2sIt's the same basic bear, Homie.
2sI guess.
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2.23sWhat the hell is this?
2.6sIt's a Kisses-Make-Me- Boogie-o'-Lantern.