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3.04sGentlemen, I'm pleased to report strong holiday sales...
2.44sfrom the Christmas-Hanu- Kwanzaa spend phase.
2.57sAnd things look good for the Mom-Dad-Grad gift corridor.
3sUh, then we'll have the usual summer lull.
2.33sBut, hey, we're making enough money, right?
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2.38sUm-- Hey, hey, hey--
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3.5sOkay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the summer.
3.5sSomething with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
1.9sHow about something religious?
2.77sWe had great penetration last spring with Christmas ii.
3.4sOoh. I know. Spendover. Like Passover, but less talk, more presents.
1.73sProduct Day?
3.3sNo, no, no! No. It's got to be warm and fuzzy--
2.2ssomething like, um, Love Day,
3.2sbut not so lame.
1.82sHappy Love Day, everyone!
3.69sCome on, Mom. The stores just invented this holiday to make money.
1.93sLisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.
2.7sFor you, Homie.