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2.45sUh, okay. It's excellent.
2.22sBut aren't you tired of waking up early...
2.75sand dragging the garbage to the curb?
2.9sThat's so annoying in the morning.
4.67sAren't you tired of having to peel that last snotty Kleenex...
3.15sfrom the bottom of your wastebasket?
0.26sI'll say.
4.17sWell, then-- Can't someone else do it?
0.44sYeah!
1.43sYeah!
3.39sAnd can't someone else scoop out that nasty kitty litter?
2.32sYeah!
3.02sWell, Ray Patterson thinks you should do it.
3.55sAnimals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up.
2.07sDid we lose a war?
4.34sThat's not America. That's not even Mexico!
1.88s
1.06sDon't you deserve better than the best?
3.1sYeah! Who should handle all your dirty jobs?
3.17sSomeone else! Someone else! Someone else!
4.84si'm sorry my opponent didn't think enough of you to show up for this debate.