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2.1sI can't believe what I'm hearing.
2.19sWell, then you'd better turn up your hearing aid, Pops.
3sPops? I'm only two years older than you.
4.05sDo we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
3.39sWhat button? What the hell are you talking about?
3.62sWhat-- What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?
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3.29sAll right. Fine.
3.94sIf you want an experienced public servant, vote for me.
3.35sBut if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises...
3.52sabout garbagemen cleaning your gutters and waxing your car,
5.91sthen by all means vote for this sleazy lunatic.
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0.48sWhoo-hoo!
2.46sAren't you gonna buy it, Dad?
2.1sFifty cents? Not likely.
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