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2.33sBut, hey, we're making enough money, right?
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2.38sUm-- Hey, hey, hey--
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3.5sOkay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the summer.
3.5sSomething with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
1.9sHow about something religious?
2.77sWe had great penetration last spring with Christmas ii.
3.4sOoh. I know. Spendover. Like Passover, but less talk, more presents.
1.73sProduct Day?
3.3sNo, no, no! No. It's got to be warm and fuzzy--
2.2ssomething like, um, Love Day,
3.2sbut not so lame.
1.82sHappy Love Day, everyone!
3.69sCome on, Mom. The stores just invented this holiday to make money.