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0.63sAh-- Very good.
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1.9sSeriously, give me the money.
2.24sFellow citizens,
2.62show would you rate the trash service in this town?
2.15sI would deem it excellent.
2.45sUh, okay. It's excellent.
2.22sBut aren't you tired of waking up early...
2.75sand dragging the garbage to the curb?
2.9sThat's so annoying in the morning.
4.67sAren't you tired of having to peel that last snotty Kleenex...
3.15sfrom the bottom of your wastebasket?
0.26sI'll say.
4.17sWell, then-- Can't someone else do it?
0.44sYeah!
1.43sYeah!
3.39sAnd can't someone else scoop out that nasty kitty litter?
2.32sYeah!
3.02sWell, Ray Patterson thinks you should do it.
3.55sAnimals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up.
2.07sDid we lose a war?
4.34sThat's not America. That's not even Mexico!