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1.7sIt's true, all right!
2.45sBut I'm gonna have to go with Shasta,
3.95s'cause she liked makin' bacon on the beach.
2.3sOoh. Me too.
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3.14sAhhh, bacon.
3.52sMr. Simpson, my husband and I have decided to move.
1.97sGonna run out the clock in Florida, eh?
4.44sYes. Well, there's a few things you could do to help us sell our home.
2.85sFirst, whenever you walk in front of your window,
0.53scould you please wear pants?
2.77sMmm, no.
3.2sSecond, could you please take in your jack-o'-lanterns...
2.94sfrom past Halloweens?
0.67sMmm, no.
4.47sAnd please cover your garbage. It's attracting wildlife.
2.13sWha-- Hey, moose! Shoo!
3.84sYeah, I'm talkin' to you! Get off my lawn, now!
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1.93sHello. What's this?
4.07sWire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!