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2.82sZookeeper! Zookeeper!
2.04sThose two monkeys are killing each other!
2.62s- They're having sex. - Oh?
3.87sMaybe you're right. Now, if you'll excuse us,
3.3sthis is a sacred moment between a boy and his father.
4.75sSon, a woman is a lot like, um,
1.47sa refrigerator.
3.14sThey're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.
2.23sThey make ice and--
4.19sOh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
2.43sThey smell good. They look good.
2.89sYou'd step over your own mother just to get one!
3.6sBut you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.
4.12sSo I says, "Yeah, if you want that money, come and find it,
2.7s"'cause I don't know where it is, you bologna.
4.2sYou make me wanna retch."