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2.94sHey, can your grandfather do this?
3.64s
1.83s- Oh!
- Bart!
2.7sAw, you remembered my birthday.
2.62sHuh?
1.7sOh. I sure did.
2.24s- Here's a bus schedule.
- Wow!
1.75sFits right in my pocket.
2.6sGrampa, I need some advice.
2.2sDid you ever have a crush on an older woman?
2.75sI had a crush on the oldest woman.
2.85s120 years old, she was.
3.8sHere's a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake. What happened?
3.67sShe fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd.
4.54sSuddenly, she didn't have any time for me. Oh!
4.9sI wore a 15-pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn't enough.
2.7sDad, I have some questions about women.
5.04sUh, can't you see I'm readin' the, uh, cultural calendar?
1.97sOoh! "Mostly Mozart" is in town.
2.75sHomer, Bart's at a very curious age.