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2.62sMy mother's inside, Mrs. Simpson. Please go right on in.
2.92sOh, you speak so politely to adults.
2.19sMy upbringing was painfully strict, ma'am.
2.22sThat's sweet.
3.37sAnd, finally, Moe's Tavern has contributed a coupon...
2.74sas their way of saying "Welcome to Springfield."
2.55sThank you. This is all so nice.
2.72sI actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield,
4.02sespecially after that Time cover story, "America's Worst City."
2.6sYou could see our house in that photo. Oh.
4.84sAnd this is, uh, for the man of the house,
2.55swhich I guess...
2.2sis you.
3.9sI guess I should explain. Laura's father and I divorced two years ago.
2.13sThey're so sweet when you marry them.
3.87sBut soon, it's just career, career, career. My hammock!
3.74sDo you understand? Mine! Don't look that way!
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3.09sI bet you don't know this one. How'd you like a Hertz donut?
2.55sHurts, don't it?