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1.92sOh, God! Stop!
4.52sA comedy nurse who's laughing all the way to the blood bank.
4.09sOkay. How many of you are here for shoulder surgery, huh?
3.37sGot ya!
2.9sBut first-- move over, Baltimore.
2.67sSpringfield has stolen your idea.
4.59sI'm walking on the waterfront, once the center of a thriving squid-gutting industry,
4.17snow abandoned by all but a few longshoremen and allied tradespeople.
2.03sBut the decades of rot will end...
2.67swith the opening of the South Street Squidport,
1.85san upscale shopping promenade...
2.77swith authentic maritime theming.
1.98sAnd to kick it all off in style,
3.72sarea merchants will host a black-tie gala Saturday night.
3.15sOoh, that sounds fabulous, Homer!
3.42sStores throw the best parties. You like parties, huh?
4.12sWell, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
2.39sYou didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV.