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4.04sYou made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
2.97sThere's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit.
5.04sI sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour-- two dollars after 9:00.
3.42sMan, if I was making that kind of money, I'd be out of here so fast!
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2.3sYou look so glamorous, Mom!
2.69sOh, and you smell like vanilla flowers.
3.9sDad, you look totally classy. You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss.
0.53sCan you see the pie stains?
2.42sIt'll be dark.
1.8sSo, when's Grampa getting here to babysit?
2.32sUm, Grampa's not coming.
2.1sOh, not Patty and Selma!
0.43sActually, Bart, Lisa's going to be in charge tonight.
3.1sWhat?
3.65sI know she's young, but Lisa has proven herself mature and dependable.
2.04sDad, help me out.
3.19sTake it like a man, boy, and do everything your little sister says.
3.32sThis is an outrage! I am two years and 38 days older than she is!