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3.22sAll the best bands are affiliated with Satan.
4.07sAlso, anyone in need of a reliable and affordable babysitter...
2.1sshould call Lisa Simpson.
4sMention the topic of today's sermon to get a dollar off.
2.6s
2.82sThe topic was love.
0.84s
2sWhy hasn't anyone called?
3.7sMaybe people don't want an eight-year-old babysitter, honey.
3.77sParents need to be sure their sitter can handle anything that might happen.
1.97sThat's why they hire teenagers.
2.4sBut-- But I'm very mature for my age.
3.87sPeople often mistake me for nine.
4.1sHomer, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem.
2.5sMaude and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon,
2.03sthe twin cities of the Holy Land.
3sThey must've kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god...
3.04sbecause, well, they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort.
2.92sMilitants, huh? Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses.
3.6sWell, anyhoo-dilly-doodle, the embassy says it's just a routine hostage-taking,