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3.77sParents need to be sure their sitter can handle anything that might happen.
1.97sThat's why they hire teenagers.
2.4sBut-- But I'm very mature for my age.
3.87sPeople often mistake me for nine.
4.1sHomer, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem.
2.5sMaude and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon,
2.03sthe twin cities of the Holy Land.
3sThey must've kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god...
3.04sbecause, well, they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort.
2.92sMilitants, huh? Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses.
3.6sWell, anyhoo-dilly-doodle, the embassy says it's just a routine hostage-taking,
3.45sbut I have to drive to Capital City, fill out some forms to get them out.
2.02sCould you possibly watch the kids tonight?
3.77sOh, gee, I'd really love to want to help you, Flanders,
4.99sbut, uh, Marge was taken prisoner...
3.22sin the... Holy Land, and--
1.98sI'll do it! I'll babysit!
4.52sOh, I don't know, Lisa. You're awfully young, and the boys can be a handful.