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2.1sOh, not Patty and Selma!
0.43sActually, Bart, Lisa's going to be in charge tonight.
3.1sWhat?
3.65sI know she's young, but Lisa has proven herself mature and dependable.
2.04sDad, help me out.
3.19sTake it like a man, boy, and do everything your little sister says.
3.32sThis is an outrage! I am two years and 38 days older than she is!
2.55sThis is the greatest injustice in the history of the world!
3.14sWell, we have to run. I'm sure you kids will work things out. Good night.
2.42sBut-- uh-- uh--
3.45sMake sure he brushes his teeth, Lisa.
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3sBart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter,
2sbut I'm not some ogre.
2.37sI think you will find me fair and fun.
0.65sYou're dead.
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