2.9sHello. World's worst babysitter speaking.
2.3sLisa, I'm glad I reached you.
1.98sAre you available to babysit tonight?
3.02sAren't you afraid I might take drugs and injure your children?
3.05sYes, that is a concern, but it's so hard to find a sitter,
2.27sand I've got judo tonight.
3.59sUm, okay. I'm sorry. Can you hold on, please?